me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?

Narita: Okay guys so for this story I'm gonna add this bad guy named Izaya and he's a really badass manipulator but he's a little too powerful so I'm gonna give him an antagonist named Shizuo and they constantly fight with each other-
Fangirl 1: OH GOD THE SEXUAL TENSION
Narita: what
Fangirl 2: OTP OTP OTP
Narita: guys
Fangirl 3: OH MY GOD THAT'S SO HOT
Narita: guys stop it seriously
Fangirl 4: THIS IS TRUE LOVE
Narita: WHAT HAVE I DONE
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< I believe it was done on purpose..kinda? '^'

11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning